[cfgeeks] Heh

[Jeff Iddings]

Heh - that's funny, but unrealistic. Now they illegally seize your goods
 and sell them at auction without trial in 30 days.

Kevin Inscoe wrote:
> [RING-RING]
> 
> Hello, is this the Division of drug enforcement ?
> 
> 'Yes. What can we do for you?'
> 
> 'I'm calling to report  my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hiding
> Marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside
> the logs, but he's hidin' it there.'
> 
> 'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
> 
> The next day, the Drug Unit descends on Virgil's house. They search
> the shed where the firewood is kept.
> 
> Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
> 
> They warn Virgil that he is under investigation and leave.
> 
> Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. 'Hey, Virgil! This is
> Floyd....Did the DEA come?'
> 
> 'Yeah!'
> 
> 'Did they chop your firewood?'
> 
> 'Yep!'
> 
> " Merry Christmas, buddy!"
>